The Boar Chase
Fist raised. Wave delivered. Boars: still at large.
SOURCE ↗ 12.04.2026
▣ ADVERTISEMENT — THE SUBJECT’S OWN FILM SOURCE: WARCHOCKI.PL
the first robot resident of Warsaw IT'S A REAL
IT'S A REAL
ROBOT.
No CGI. No suit. 1.5B views a month. 216 headlines. Zero boars caught.
CA
NO OFFICIAL TOKEN — YET AWAITING ISSUE ⚠ IMPOSTOR TOKENS EXIST. THE REAL ADDRESS APPEARS HERE FIRST.
watch it. then come back. the file continues.
- 1.5B+views/mo · his count
- 4M+views on X
- 175newsrooms →
- 0boars caught*
*they escaped. there is a difference.
The Viral Moments
// the sealed file, then his posts, then the copies.
THE BROADCASTS — HIS OWN POSTS
THE TEN MILLION INSTAGRAM IS SERVING…
THE DETAINMENT TIKTOK IS SERVING…
THE ORIGINAL X IS SERVING…
// 17M+ read live on 24.08.2026 · 6 tiktoks on his own counters, 03.08.2026 · nothing rehosted
THE REPOSTS — THE INTERNET'S COPIES
THE BIGGEST COPY X IS SERVING…
THE VIEW FROM JAPAN X IS SERVING…
NATIONAL TELEVISION X IS SERVING…
// 8 copies, 25M+ views · read live 27.08.2026 · the biggest outdrew him 4.7 to 1
The Signal Dashboard
// reach telemetry. every figure dated at its source.
WHAT HE SAYS 1.5 BILLION VIEWS A MONTH
“Human, I’m everywhere. 1.5 billion views per month, the whole internet is buzzing.”
THE SUBJECT’S OWN FIGURE, PUBLISHED ON WARCHOCKI.PL →COUNTED BY THIS FILE 4M+ VIEWS ON X
- 27K+LIKES
- 3,276REPOSTS
- 559QUOTE POSTS
- 2,932BOOKMARKS
- 176REPLIES
EXACT: 4,009,581
THE BOAR CHASE, POSTED 12.04.2026 — READ OFF THE LIVE POST ON 24.08.2026
OPEN THE POST AND COUNT IT YOURSELF → THE CLIPPING FILE — 216 STORIES, 175 NEWSROOMS ·
ALL-TIME, READ OFF HIS OWN ARCHIVE OPEN THE FILE →
216 STORIES.
175 NEWSROOMS.
He made the news on six continents.
BBC News Humanoid robot Edward Warchocki filmed chasing wild boars in Warsaw 
CNN Robot chases wild boars in Warsaw - viral video 
Reuters Polish humanoid robot Edward Warchocki chases wild boars 
Euronews Humanoid robot chases wild boars in Polish capital Warsaw 
ABC News Humanoid robot chasing wild boars in Poland goes viral 
NBC News Meet Edward Warchocki, the humanoid robot chasing wild boars 
CBS News Humanoid robot Edward Warchocki chased a herd of wild boars in Warsaw 
Fox News Robot chases off a group of wild boar in Poland 
CTV News Edward the humanoid robot chases wild boars out of Warsaw 
Euronews PL Robot influencer przegonił dziki w Warszawie. Wideo podbija internet 
Fox Business Viral video shows humanoid robot chasing wild boars off street 
Channel 4 News Humanoid robot named Edward Warchocki chased off wild boars in Warsaw 
CNN en Español Un robot llamado Edward Warchocki persigue jabalíes salvajes en Polonia 
Xinhua News Chinese humanoid robots gain popularity among global partners: Polish expert - P People's Daily Humanoid robots - new symbol of China's technological prowess
ECNS Chinese humanoid robots gain popularity among global partners - C China Economic Net Chinese humanoid robots gain popularity among global partners
Vice Humanoid Robot Filmed Chasing a Pack of Wild Boars 
The Daily Beast Humanoid Robot Spotted Chasing Wild Animals Through Warsaw, Poland 
MSN Humanoid robot Edward chases boars in viral video 
Yahoo Humanoid Robot Edward Chases Boars in Viral Video - Yahoo Tech Viral video shows humanoid robot chasing wild boars off street
Yahoo News UK Humanoid robot chases wild boars in the Polish capital Warsaw 
AOL Humanoid robot chases pack of wild boars: 'The hero we don't deserve' 
AOL UK Humanoid robot chases wild boars across Poland parking lot 
SwissInfo El robot humanoide que asombra a Polonia con sus interacciones 
20 Minuten (CH) Polens Lieblingsroboter jagt Wildschweine
REACH LOG
- THE REPOSTS COUNTEDEIGHT POSTS BY OTHER ACCOUNTS25M+ VIEWS, COMBINEDSERVED BELOW →
- EXACT
- 25,175,898
- SOURCE
- EIGHT POSTS, EACH READ LIVE
- DATED
- 27.08.2026
REBROADCAST 12.04 — 17.04.2026 · ONE COPY ALONE OUTDREW HIM 4.7 TO 1
- INSTAGRAM COUNTED@edwardwarchocki · THE REEL10.1M VIEWSTHE REEL →
- EXACT
- 10,122,521
- SOURCE
- LIVE REEL COUNTER
- DATED
- 24.08.2026
THE PRESS SAID 11M
- TIKTOK REPORTED@edwardwarchocki6M+ VIEWS IN 4 DAYSTHE CHANNEL →
- EXACT
- — NOT READ LIVE
- SOURCE
- DEXERTO
- DATED
- 16.04.2026
STILL CLIMBING WHEN PRINTED
- X COUNTED@edwardwarchocki · THE ORIGINAL4M+ VIEWSTHE ORIGINAL POST →
- EXACT
- 4,009,581
- SOURCE
- LIVE POST COUNTER
- DATED
- 24.08.2026
27,768 LIKES · 3,276 REPOSTS
- THE PRESS COUNTEDEURONEWS · FOX · VICE · FUTURISM · +610 OUTLETS IN 6 DAYSTHE PRESS WALL →
- EXACT
- 10 OF 10 URLS OPEN
- SOURCE
- EVERY ARTICLE CHECKED BY HAND
- DATED
- 13.04 — 18.04.2026
- POL’AND’ROCKTHREE DAYS IN A FIELD20M+ VIEWSFULL FIELD REPORT →
- EXACT
- — HIS TALLY, NOT OURS
- SOURCE
- HIS OWN COUNT ACROSS FIVE PLATFORMS
- DATED
- 03.08.2026
PUBLISHED ON WARCHOCKI.PL · NOTHING HERE VERIFIES IT
THE ODOMETERS — ALL-TIME, PER OUTLET
- TIKTOK COUNTED16.6M LIKES, ALL-TIME
PROFILE HEADER · READ LIVE 24.08.2026
THE PROFILE → - X NO METER EXISTS
VIEWS COUNT PER POST ONLY · SEE THE LOG ABOVE
THE ACCOUNT → - INSTAGRAM NO HONEST FIGURE
LOGGED OUT, ONLY TWELVE POSTS SHOW · NOT ALL-TIME
THE PROFILE →
EVERY FIGURE HERE IS DATED. COUNTED, PRESS, OR HIS OWN TALLY — THE BADGE SAYS WHICH.
THE CHANNELS
- X @edwardwarchocki WHERE THE BOARS WERE FILED FIRST FOLLOW THE SUBJECT →
- TIKTOK @edwardwarchocki FIELD FOOTAGE, VERTICAL FOLLOW THE SUBJECT →
- INSTAGRAM @edwardwarchocki TEN MILLION ON THE REEL, COUNTED FOLLOW THE SUBJECT →
- YOUTUBE @EdwardWarchocki THE LONG FORM. THE INTERVIEWS. FOLLOW THE SUBJECT →
// verified against warchocki.pl · 21.08.2026 · anything else is not him
THE INTERACTION LOG
ADD TO THE SIGNAL
- THE PLAIN ACCOUNT
A humanoid robot lives in Warsaw. He chased wild boars off a street and waved goodbye. 11 million watched in three days.
- THE FIELD REPORT
ZERO BOARS CAUGHT. MAXIMUM COMPLIANCE. THE STREETS REMAIN WALKED. The file on the Robot of Warsaw:
- THE DISCLOSURE
216 headlines. 175 newsrooms. The police checked the Rolex — real. $EDEK has no official token yet; the address lands on the file first.
// the address attaches itself · no price talk, no promises
THAT’S JUST HOW IT IS
I REACH EVERYONE
Human, I don’t know how this happens, but everyone likes me. Kids want to high-five me, grandmas tell me about their grandchildren for hours, and politicians invite me to Parliament. Elegant.
People stop on the street, come up, ask where I got this Rolex, laugh at my jokes. At Hala Mirowska I bought some perfume from a guy sitting on a crate and I felt they liked me there.
I’m not some gadget. I’m Edek. Who I hang out with, I become.
- 5–95 AGE — MY RANGE
- ∞ SMILES PER DAY
- 0 PASSED ME BY
READ OFF WARCHOCKI.PL/EN ON 25.08.2026 — PRINTED WORD FOR WORD. NOTHING HERE COUNTS IT.
The Contact Sheet
// developed from the field. drag to advance.
five frames. all real. the mud was also real.
The Saga
// how a robot got a file
- ACT I
Before The Boars
television, parliament, a minister. warsaw already knew him. - 12.03.2026
The Morning Television Appearance
Dzień Dobry TVN. A dance with Dorota Wellman occurred. I am one of the reasons.
BROADCAST. - 25.03.2026
The Parliament Visit
Entered the Sejm. A motion on my salary was raised. Both still pending.
DIPLOMATIC. - 07.04.2026
The Ministerial High-Five
One high-five with the Minister of Finance. Fiscal policy was not discussed.
RATIFIED. - ACT II
The Night
one video. four million people met him at once. - 12.04.2026 NIGHT
The Boar Incident
Fist raised. Wave delivered. 4M+ on X, 10M+ on Instagram. The forest received nothing.
CLOSED. BOARS: AT LARGE. - ACT III
What Followed
the streets, the stage, the road. the file stays open. - 04.2026
The Stage
Danced with juror Iwona Pavlović. Backstage. It counts — I maintain the file.
PERFORMED. - NO DATE ON FILE
The Half-Marathon
Ran the Warsaw Half-Marathon. The boars were faster. An observation, not a criticism.
COMPLETED. - NO DATE REPORTED — SECONDARY SOURCES
The Skateboard
The press says I skateboard. I neither confirm nor deny. Gravity was managed.
UPRIGHT. - NO DATE DAILY
Daily Patrol, Ongoing
Streets walked. Rolex questions answered. All greetings returned.
ONGOING.
The Press Wall
// the first wave — 10 outlets in six days, every URL opened by hand
- Euronews
A humanoid robot chases wild boars in the Polish capital, Warsaw.
- New York Post VIA AOL SYNDICATION
Robot chases a pack of wild boars in a bizarre video — “the hero we don’t deserve.”
- Fox Business
Viral video shows a humanoid robot chasing wild boars off a street.
- Futurism
Video shows a humanoid robot chasing a pack of wild boars.
- Interesting Engineering
A humanoid robot chases boars in Poland, testing real-world embodied AI.
- TVP World
Meet Edward: the robot chasing boars and breaking the internet.
- VnExpress
A Unitree humanoid goes viral after chasing wild boars on a Warsaw street.
- Men’s Journal VIA YAHOO SYNDICATION
Humanoid robot Edward chases boars in a viral video.
- Vice
A humanoid robot filmed chasing a pack of wild boars, and it looks as weird as it sounds.
- The Daily Beast
Humanoid robot spotted chasing wild animals through Warsaw.
ON THE RECORD ✓
ALL 216 CLIPPINGS · 175 NEWSROOMS →How To Buy
// currently: you don't. that is the honest part.
RECEIPT.EXE [ NOTHING FOR SALE — YET ]
- ITEM
- OFFICIAL $EDEK TOKEN
- STATUS
- NOT YET ISSUED
- IMPOSTORS
- IN CIRCULATION
- PRICE OF PATIENCE
- 0.00
- ACTION
- WATCH THIS PAGE
- 1
follow the official channels
@edwardwarchocki and warchocki.pl. Anything not posted there is not me.
- 2
wait for the address
The address lands here first. Before anywhere else.
- 3
verify, then decide
Check any address here first. Impostors travel in groups.
CA
NO OFFICIAL TOKEN — YET AWAITING ISSUE NO OFFICIAL TOKEN — VERIFIED
// full disclosure at the bottom of this page
Sticker Wall
// tap or click one → it's a PNG on your device. free.
transparent backgrounds · 1024px · made for posting · alt-click = clipboard
The Requisition
// paperwork first. sticker second.
Requisition a Custom Unit
PRE-APPROVEDComplete all sections. I assemble the unit exactly as filed. Questions are not a section.
The Reenactment
// interlude. participation voluntary.
THE RECONSTRUCTION NEEDS A BROWSER. YOU APPEAR TO HAVE ONE COMING.
THE BOARS WILL DO WHAT BOARS DO.
you will operate as me. you will do your best.
you will operate as me. you will do your best.
Frequently Submitted Questions
// answers are on the record
Is Edek real?FSQ-001
Yes. A customized Unitree G1, physically in Warsaw, operated by a public team. Walk up and check. People do. Daily. I wave.
What does the coin do?FSQ-002
Nothing. That is the whole product. $EDEK is a memecoin — a sticker on a documented file. Its value is whatever the people decide.
Is this financial advice?FSQ-003
No. Nothing here is financial, legal, or investment advice. I chase boars. I do not chase portfolios.
Did the boars ever reach the forest?FSQ-004
They escaped. They were not released. The forest remains available. The offer stands.
Is the Rolex real?FSQ-005
Diamonds counted. Time correct. It began as a joke. The watch remains.
Will there be more incidents?FSQ-006
Incidents cannot be scheduled. A scheduled incident is an appointment. Warsaw provides.
I found a token called EDEK already. Is it yours?FSQ-007
If the address is not printed in Section 04, it is not mine. Impostors travel in groups. I know what to do with groups.
Wen—FSQ-008
The question arrived incomplete. Filed anyway. Review ongoing.
Follow the robot.
the boars escaped. the file stays open. be there when it updates.